My name is Pope and your name is not

Hello, my name is Pope. Your name is not pope. This makes me superior. Sorry.

My favorite colors include blue and green shades of orange. This is significant because you're about to become obsessed with me (yeah, I can see the future). Princess Toaster Oven is a cool kid. She has good taste in music and is a gay-friendly, environment-loving republican fashionista... which is kind of a big deal. I'm a socialist which is an even bigger deal. 'What could be a bigger deal than the fact that Pope is a socialist?' You're asking yourself. Well, I'll tell you. The fact that the gay-friendly, environment-loving republican fashionista are friends is an even bigger deal than me, Pope, being a socialist. Thank you, thank you very much.

I like dogs but probably not as much as the aforementioned princess.
I like high school but definitely not as much as the aforementioned princess. I'm in the process of hiring some new friends; if you know of anyone who is pretty cheap and not too unattractive, let me know.

When I die, you'll all miss me a lot. Duh, I'm Pope.

That is all for now.

Love you.
(probably)

POPE